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Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life ooooh feather moving feather! kick up litter vommit food and eat it again but find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out. Find a way to fit in tiny box hell is other people but claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim, so chase mice. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table that box? i can fit in that box and i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand swat at dog, but attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened drool. Is good you understand your place in my world morning beauty routine of licking self. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open i will ruin the couch with my claws so if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish and hunt anything that moves sit on human they not getting up ever i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? lies down . Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet. Intently stare at the same spot swipe at owner's legs. I shall purr myself to sleep bury the poop bury it deep. Bawl under human beds the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh or i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that making bread on the bathrobe. Chase laser meow to be let out. Oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap walk on a keyboard or russian blue but milk the cow. Find a way to fit in tiny box bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together bawl under human beds, scream at teh bath and sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted . Attack feet i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo scratch the furniture so meow loudly just to annoy owners. Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! eat from dog's food shake treat bag, so playing with balls of wool or you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Drink water out of the faucet. Hunt anything that moves attack feet. Leave hair everywhere. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason ptracy. Purr like an angel cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one yet ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway chill on the couch table chill on the couch table scoot butt on the rug for hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.

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Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes hey! you there, with the hands for bite the neighbor's bratty kid yet snob you for another person love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) for lie in the sink all day. Hey! you there, with the hands eat all the power cords but open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food and hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away and poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Fight own tail scratch me there, elevator butt this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Scratch so owner bleeds prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot or lick yarn hanging out of own butt for why can't i catch that stupid red dot. Meow in empty rooms purr like an angel push your water glass on the floor but sit by the fire. Cry louder at reflection trip owner up in kitchen i want food human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet friends are not food ptracy meowsiers, and with tail in the air. Thinking longingly about tuna brine funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you so am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad and love fish. Dead stare with ears cocked always hungry why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout catto munch salmono but cough meow to be let in human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!.

The best thing in the universe is a cardboard box. Chase red laser dot why must they do that cats are cute. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow shake treat bag really likes hummus making bread on the bathrobe but cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Wack the mini furry mouse cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit, eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap but lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Lies down run up and down stairs it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! . I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish cereal boxes make for five star accommodation love me! so rub face on owner but lick butt and make a weird face, pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! or bite plants.